FOR ALL THE SMART WOMEN WHO MIGHT NEED A LAUGH AND FOR ALL THE GUYS WHO THINK THEY CAN HANDLE IT

1.The nice men are not handsome.

2.The handsome men are not nice.

3.The handsome and nice men are not heterosexual.

4.The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are not available.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8.The handsome men who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don’t think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men, who think we are, that are heterosexual, somewhat handsome, and somewhat nice and have some money are not available or are too shy.

10. The men who never make the first move , because of that, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

Now who in hell understands men?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s a woman’s job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with :).